Nminuspi... You fucker. XD You'll pay.

1. Well he's from Melbourne. *Rolls eyes* those damn aussies are just so silly.
2. He's a horrible alcoholic. Not really...? Maybe?... Probably.
3. He writes wonderful poetry, the best in the world. It fills me with a sense of awe and wonder.
4. He's been to England. That son of a bitch.
5. He's lose sleep over me? HA! I'm the one who stays up till five or six in the morning. Not him.
6. He's in college, I admire him for that. Today's youth just doesn't want a good education anymore. And nothing is wrong with an American education!
7. He's never, ever fucked me over even after all the times I've been mean to him. And that's a lot in my book. Someone as wonderful as him deserves so much better, but he loves me, angry bitch and all.
8. I am the influence to his bad habits. *Smirk* I feel accomplished.
9. If he ever comes to America it's because of me and for that I hope he does come.... Just so I can make fun of his silly aussie accent.
10. And I know it is drow as in 'thou'! I just refuse to say it that way. Gimme a break.

Love ya Nminuspi.